Today’s laughs





”I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.”-Jack Nicholson

”In this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”–Clint Eastwood
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ON CREATIVE DIFFERENCE


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”I have me another sandbagger here! Call the arbiter!”


For the chessplayer who has everything!
All in a day’s work!
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When shit happens:



You got to just suck it up!
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ESSENTIAL POTATO THEORY


When the simple potato is the highlight of your day, you know it’s been a bad day…


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On fighting techniques

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Modern marriage; or the wedding that you were not invited to!



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TWO OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS FROM THE 50’S:

Star Trek was based on this film!

My first impression of the opposite sex! I was almost traumatized…
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A lot like David Lavin’s balanced budget …
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WORD OF THE DAY: WHAT IS TRUST?

Trust is an assured reliance on the character, ability, strength, or truth of someone or something b: one in which confidence is placed…to commit or place in one’s care or keeping : to entrust; to permit to stay or go or to do something without fear or misgiving; to rely on the truthfulness or accuracy of : believe; to place confidence in; to rely on ; c: to hope or expect confidently .
Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
We trust in God; however, when we place trust in people the proposition becomes much more difficult. We trust people to do the right thing. We trust people that they will do what they say and promise. We trust people that we put faith in and people who have gained our confidence. We trust those who we have developed a relationship with and have become close. We trust those that we hold close, who we care for, he we want to succeed and to those who we hope want the same for us in return.
Trust is never something to be taken lightly and should never be given away with thought. However, when one does place their trust in another, it is a great responsibility to the recipient. When given the gift of trust it would be wise and prudent to comprehend and fully understand what a beautiful and treasured gift that trust truly is and what one has received.
We trust in God; however, when we place trust in people the proposition becomes much more difficult. We trust people to do the right thing. We trust people that they will do what they say and promise. We trust people that we put faith in and people who have gained our confidence. We trust those who we have developed a relationship with and have become close. We trust those that we hold close, who we care for, he we want to succeed and to those who we hope want the same for us in return.
Trust is never something to be taken lightly and should never be given away with thought. However, when one does place their trust in another, it is a great responsibility to the recipient. When given the gift of trust it would be wise and prudent to comprehend and fully understand what a beautiful and treasured gift that trust truly is and what one has received.


PASS THE MESSAGE ON TO THE CFC!
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I married my little sis and I am proud of it!














SPRAGGETT ON CHESS