Today’s laughs
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Early 20th century development model of the tank.
”When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.”–Brigette Bardot
”If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” Paul newman
”The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money.”–Brando
”I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.”-Jack Nicholson
”In this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”–Clint Eastwood
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ON CREATIVE DIFFERENCE
”An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.”-Warhol
”The value of an idea lies in the using of it.” -Thomas Edison………………………………………………………………………..
Sturgeon’s Law says that 90% of everything is crap, but why settle for just 90%?
For the chessplayer who has everything!
All in a day’s work!
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When shit happens:
Wrong attitude!
Embrace the moment (Right attitude!)
You got to just suck it up!
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”Don’t take this the wrong way, but you remind me a lot of my mother…”
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ESSENTIAL POTATO THEORY
When the simple potato is the highlight of your day, you know it’s been a bad day…
On the otherhand…potato sacks have potential…!……………………………………………………
Is this the David Lavin Principle ?
What are YOU looking at??On fighting techniques
” Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it.”-Bruce Lee …………………………………………………………………………………………
Modern marriage; or the wedding that you were not invited to!
You need a sense of humour when you get married!
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The heat of competiton reveals the soul…………………………………………………………………………………….
TWO OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS FROM THE 50’S:
Star Trek was based on this film!
My first impression of the opposite sex! I was almost traumatized…
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A lot like David Lavin’s balanced budget …
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WORD OF THE DAY: WHAT IS TRUST?
Trust is an assured reliance on the character, ability, strength, or truth of someone or something b: one in which confidence is placed…to commit or place in one’s care or keeping : to entrust; to permit to stay or go or to do something without fear or misgiving; to rely on the truthfulness or accuracy of : believe; to place confidence in; to rely on ; c: to hope or expect confidently .
Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
We trust in God; however, when we place trust in people the proposition becomes much more difficult. We trust people to do the right thing. We trust people that they will do what they say and promise. We trust people that we put faith in and people who have gained our confidence. We trust those who we have developed a relationship with and have become close. We trust those that we hold close, who we care for, he we want to succeed and to those who we hope want the same for us in return.
Trust is never something to be taken lightly and should never be given away with thought. However, when one does place their trust in another, it is a great responsibility to the recipient. When given the gift of trust it would be wise and prudent to comprehend and fully understand what a beautiful and treasured gift that trust truly is and what one has received.
We trust in God; however, when we place trust in people the proposition becomes much more difficult. We trust people to do the right thing. We trust people that they will do what they say and promise. We trust people that we put faith in and people who have gained our confidence. We trust those who we have developed a relationship with and have become close. We trust those that we hold close, who we care for, he we want to succeed and to those who we hope want the same for us in return.
Trust is never something to be taken lightly and should never be given away with thought. However, when one does place their trust in another, it is a great responsibility to the recipient. When given the gift of trust it would be wise and prudent to comprehend and fully understand what a beautiful and treasured gift that trust truly is and what one has received.
PASS THE MESSAGE ON TO THE CFC!
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I married my little sis and I am proud of it!
”I don’t have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation. ”-Jack Nicholson
”With my sun glasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”-Jack
I got my hair cut at the Toronto Open !
Football is for everybody, regardless of sexual orientation
”Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
”Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.”–Woody Allen
Sexy slob!
chess is life…life is chess
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Photo of the day. At what point does art begin and nonsense end?SPRAGGETT ON CHESS