SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
THE HOOKER’S SPECIAL
A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the Shadows
‘Twenty dollars’ she whispers
Perry had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty bucks So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them It is a police officer.
‘What’s going on here, people?’ asks the officer
‘I’m making love to me wife!,’ the Newfoundlander answers sounding annoyed
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop, ‘I didn’t know’
‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face.’
_____________________________________________________________________FOOD FOR THOUGHT
We have been brought up with the idea that we should somehow feel guilty or sorry whenever something bad happens to somebody…but sometimes people get what they deserve.