SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
”I have a question. If we are here on earth to do good for others, then what are the others here for?”
The older man…
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. ‘Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?’
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ‘Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?’
‘I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with big tits, she appears out of nowhere.’
IT’S TIGER TIME!
The new Tiger Woods scoring card
LATEST TIGER JOKES:
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beatTiger!
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. The cool thing is now he has a hole-in-one.
What’s the difference between Tiger’s car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. Guess he couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.
CHESS FEDERATIONS AS ICEBERGS:
RUSSIAN CHESS FEDERATION
TIBET CHESS FEDERATION
JAPANESE CHESS FEDERATION
BERMUDA CHESS FEDERATION
NEWFOUNDLAND CHESS ASSOCIATION
GIBRALTAR CHESS FEDERATION
BREAKING CFC NEWS!!
CFC PRESIDENT, ERIC VAN DO-NOTHING, SUDDENLY RE-SURFACED THIS PAST WEEK, SQUASHING MONTHS OF RUMOURS THAT HE HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EXTRA-TERRESTRIALS AND HAD UNDERGONE KINKY SEXUAL EXPERIMENTS…
EMAILING ALL OF THE CFC MEMBERS, ERIC HAS ALREADY STARTED HIS RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN!
…it is good to have a Prez that punches in from time to time!