Thursday’s insight into the meaning of LIFE…
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

Elizabeth Taylor

I admit I’m being paid well, but it’s no more than I deserve. After all, I’ve been screwed more times than a hooker .–Sean Connery

‘The demand that I make of my reader is that he should devote his whole Life to reading my works. James Joyce

”If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?”
Bette Midler
Richard Burton



Peter Sellers
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Here comes the Judge!

Victim: When the cheque bounced a week later.


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We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off”, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
(Thx Ivan!)
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TIME UNDER THE BRIDGE…
BLADE RUNNER CHICK: Sean Young
Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman
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THE ONE AND ONLY PAUL NEWMAN



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JACK NICHOLSON: still loveable after all this time!
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GOLDIE HAWN!
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WARREN BEATTY: THE ETERNAL PLAYBOY
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DARYL HANNA : ANOTHER BLADE RUNNER CHICK!
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MICK JAGGER: FOREVER YOUNG
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It is not what you think! Each is really a vampire…honestly!
That is sooo… sad!
Bob Armstrong: one man universe!
AIRLINES IN THE FUTURE
”Is that the REAL Hal Bond??”
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FIRST CAME THE ULTRA- STREAMLINED, ZERO RESISTANCE SWIM SUITS. NOW TECHNOLOGY IS READY TO LITERALLY SHAVE SECONDS OFF THE WORLD RECORDS IN DOWNHILL TOBOGGANING:



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MUST READING FOR RAINY NIGHTS