Potpourri and other twisted stuff
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
(That’s fucking gross, Cosmo(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air
(via taniada)
This sounds more like The Cosmo Guide to Vaginal Infection. Good God.
(via uhuh-she-said)
I’ll be leaving Banana-Cum Pudding off the holiday treat list.
(via thehighshelf)
This makes me never want to have sex again. Really, my vagina recoiled.
(via greengrey)
This invitation for a UTI brought to you by Ocean Spray cranberry juice.
(via greengrey)
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Rice Krispiehenge (Photo by Brock Davis)
”Have you been a good boy today or should I punish you?”
Meeting of the Ottawa Chess Club
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING…
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around in it! Once you climax, switch to 69 position for sweet afters.”
Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide.
Comments from internet posters:
(That’s fucking gross, Cosmo(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
(via disgustinghuman)
i just gagged.
(via sexisbeautiful)
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air
(via taniada)
This sounds more like The Cosmo Guide to Vaginal Infection. Good God.
(via uhuh-she-said)
I’ll be leaving Banana-Cum Pudding off the holiday treat list.
(via thehighshelf)
This makes me never want to have sex again. Really, my vagina recoiled.
(via greengrey)
This invitation for a UTI brought to you by Ocean Spray cranberry juice.
(via greengrey)
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS