Friday’s insight into the meaning of LIFE
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
”Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.” Isabel Allende
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”Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell. ”
Emily Dickinson
”The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough”Germaine Greer
”I read the book of Job last night, I don’t think God comes out well in it.” Virginia Woolf
”You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they’re simply unbearable.”
Margaret Duras
BUT…
…I am irresistible!
“We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.” P.D.James
“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”
–Danielle Steel
”In France one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal.”–Gertrude Stein
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”All men are rapists and that’s all they are. They rape us with their eyes, their laws, and their codes. ”
Marilyn French
”Canada was built on dead beavers.”–Margaret Atwood
”I have the right to love many people at once and to change my prince often.”–Anais Nin
”I find the public passion for justice quite boring and artificial”–Patricia Highsmith
”An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. ” –Agatha Christie
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TODAY’S GENIUS TEST!
TODAY’S GENIUS TEST!
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Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?
(Answers are given below)
(Answers are given below)
1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn’t have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population is lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population is lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19 John Travolta turned down the starring roles in ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’ and ‘Tootsie.’
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(Thx Penny!)
ANSWER: ALL THE ABOVE ARE TRUE!
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Let’s be reasonable about age…
In dog-years, he is only 9 years old.
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Lucky in love
Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’ Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, ‘You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.’
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An understanding girlfriend instinctively knows the rules…
But if they plan on having children, they will need a bigger tent!
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BIASED I.Q. QUESTION:
WHICH FOTO SHOWS A WOMAN THAT LITTLE JOHNNY SHOULD NOT MARRY?
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Not there, Frank! The itch is higher up!
Little girl, growing up does not mean that you have to stop doing silly things!
PHOTOS THAT DON’T BELONG ANYWHERE ELSE
(maybe not even here!)
(maybe not even here!)
I did not know that Jagger played chess 
Feeling a bit neglected , are we?
ARE YOU CURED?
