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Just for laughs
A scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says ‘’Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.”
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, sarcastically, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep, not a cow.”
The Scotsman repied “If you weren’t such a presumptious bitch, you’d realize that I was talking to the sheep, not you!”
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