SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
THINGS THAT ONLY A CHESS PLAYER CAN UNDERSTAND:
Playing in the rain
Sort of reminds me once, when playing in the Canadian Championship (Windsor, 1989 if I remember correctly) the fire alarm went off and we were all asked to leave the building. My opponent did not want to: he thought that it was not a good enough reason to stop the clocks!
What, is it snowing?
FIDE PROPOSES RADICAL TIE-BREAK SYSTEM:
No explanation needed!
Once more the board is set up wrong…
DO YOU THINK THAT THERE IS A MESSAGE HERE?
Gratuitous nudityDATING TIP no.1 : DON’T SHOW HER HOW FUNNY YOU CAN BE
Playfully ask her if she likes head, and if she says yes, invite her for a romantic dinner at your pad !
(She really looks pissed off !)
A YOUNG MAN’S DREAM IN THE 1950’S…
A white-picket fence …etc, etc, etc