Today’s winning SELFIE collection!
‘NOTHING MORE AMERICAN THAN A SELFIE!’
-Abraham Lincoln
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FIRST PRIZE!
Not much of a smile, but great teeth (and ASS!)
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SECOND PRIZE!
GREAT! She looks like she is getting carried away, though…
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THIRD PRIZE!
Not bad for an amateur! Playmate quality…
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MISCEL SUBMISSIONS
Mom category!
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”OMG! Mom, is that YOU?? I think I am going to die…”
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FAIL!! BIG TIME!
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FAIL! Rule no. 1: NEVER, NEVER do your grandmother!
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Not sure about the symbolism behind the toilet paper…
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Ditto the above commentary….
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Shy category!
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