SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John’s. After the plane was airborne drink orders were taken.
The Newfie asked for a rum and coke which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
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