Today’s winning legs !
“So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?” asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.
At a loss for something to say the father replied, ”Tiddles’ legs are pointing straight up in the air so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles up to heaven.”
Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles’ death quite well…
However two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said, ”Mommy almost died this morning.”
Fearing something terrible had happen, the father shook the girl and shouted, “How do you mean, Lucy? Tell Daddy!”
“Well,” mumbled Lucy, “Soon after you left for work this morning…