SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
My dog, Ben
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise..
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free. Infact, my taxes are greater because I have a dog at home!
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and have to earn a living every day.
. . . I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick…I think my dog is a member of the PC Government!