Today’s Winning Humor!
What’s in a name?
A little American Indian boy asked his father, the Big Chief of the tribe, “Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill, Ted or Sam?”
The Big Chief said, “Son, our names represent a symbol, a sign or a poem; the paleface merely repeat their names from generation to generation.”
”Your sister’s name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.”
”Your brother is White Horse of the Prairies because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies appeared near our camp and is a symbol of the life force of our people.”
”It’s simple and easy to understand.”
”Any other questions, Little Burst Condom Made In China?”
(Thx BM!)
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