Today’s Sense of Humour
Almost Going Too Far…
Good day, Friday! I trust that you have survived the week with flying colours and are looking forward to a well deserved weekend! In this blog column I present a number of funny things from the ‘net that have caught my eye…Enjoy!
BATTLE OF THE SEXES; PART IV
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A WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE:
MEN’S PERSPECTIVE:
A little American Indian boy asked his father, the Big Chief of the tribe, “Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill, Ted or Sam?”
The Big Chief said, “Son, our names represent a symbol, a sign or a poem; the paleface merely repeat their names from generation to generation.”
”Your sister’s name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.”
”Your brother is White Horse of the Prairies because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies appeared near our camp and is a symbol of the life force of our people.”
”It’s simple and easy to understand.”
”Any other questions, Little Burst Condom Made In China?”
You know the 1st date is going well when…
Today’s Sports Psychology Quote
”I think it’s the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations. ” -John McEnroe
Just Curious Items
At the Museum
Two old ladies visiting a museum, get separated during their tour. When they finally catch-up with each other, the first old lady says, “Gertrude, did you see the statue of that naked man back there?”
Gertrude replies, “Yes, I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing, especially with his private parts being so large!”
“I know”, says her friend, “And cold, too!”
Sometimes I miss Montreal…
But definitely not the winters!
Selfies gone wrong…
