SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
One Monday morning the UPS guy was driving the neighborhood of his usual route. As he approached the Patterson home he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer cans and liquor bottles.
“Wow, Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night” the UPS man commented.
Bob, in obvious pain, replied, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 Sunday morning. We had about ten couples from around the neighborhood over for some weekend fun, and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight Saturday … that’s when we started playing “WHO AM I.”
The UPS man thought for a moment and asked, “How do you play “WHO AM I?”
“Well, all the guys went into the bedroom,” explained Bob, ” and we came out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our ‘privates’ showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women tried to guess who it was.”
The UPS man laughed and said, “Wow, I’m sorry I missed that.”
“Probably a good thing you did,” Bob responded. “Your name came up seven times.”