Today’s naughty laugh
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
MOWING THE LAWN
Last Saturday afternoon, I was casually sitting in my lawn chair, relaxing, drinking beer, and watching the wife sweating profusely as she mowed the lawn.
The super nosy neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, “You should be hung!”
I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, “I am. Big time. That’s why she cuts the grass.”
Thx roots!
”OH THAT IS IT! YOU ARE GOING TOO FAR, SPRAGGETT!”
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS