SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Both Happy AND Sad?
A husband and wife were lying on the floor watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”
She said to him: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis.”