Today’s laughs
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
WHAT’S IN A NAME… 
A little American Indian boy asked his father, the Big Chief of the tribe, “Father, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have short names like Bill, Ted or Sam?”
The Big Chief said, “Son, our names represent a symbol, a sign or a poem; the paleface merely repeat their names from generation to generation.”
”Your sister’s name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.”
”Your brother is White Horse of the Prairies because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies appeared near our camp and is a symbol of the life force of our people.”
”It’s simple and easy to understand.”
”Any other questions, Little Burst Condom Made In China?”
Thx BM!
BROTHERS IN ARMS
Kerry Liles and Peter McKillop at the Ottawa Chess Club New Year’s Party
Mother always said ”Be prepared!”
”I think it’s the mark of a great player to be confident in tough situations. ”
John McEnroe
At the Museum… 
Two old ladies visiting a museum, get separated during their tour. When they finally catch-up with each other, the first old lady says, “Gertrude, did you see the statue of that naked man back there?”
Two old ladies visiting a museum, get separated during their tour. When they finally catch-up with each other, the first old lady says, “Gertrude, did you see the statue of that naked man back there?”
Gertrude replies, “Yes, I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing, especially with his private parts being so large!”
“I know”, says her friend, “And cold, too!”
”Watch out, Karen! It’s Lynn…”
