Today’s laughs
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
A very large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘ “Give the ballerina a drink!’
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’
Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’
The bartender approached the little drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’
The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’
(Thx LA!)
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FOR THOSE WHO LIKE INTELLECTUAL WOMEN
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ODDS AND ENDS
1950’s Gay Bar
”Fetch me my horse!”
Rules…rules…rules…
Seeking divine inspiration?!
Getting a second, third, fourth and fifth medical opinion!
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OLD LP COVERS:
THEME: CAN’T YOU COUNT?
AND IF YOU THINK THAT IS BAD, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS!
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THEME: TODAY IT WOULD BE POLITICALLY INCORRECT
THEME: MUSIC FOR ANIMAL LOVERS
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THEME: SOMETHING LOST IN TRANSLATION?
THEME: JUST REAL WEIRD!
