Today’s laugh
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
(Thx SP!)
A guy was walking down the sidewalk one day when his best buddy rode up on an incredible, shiny new bike.
The first guy was stunned by his friend’s pricey ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The second guy replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She got off the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take what you want!'”
The second guy nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
(Thx SP!)