SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Two Irish friends leave the pub. Brian says to George, ‘I can’t be bothered to walk all the way home.’
‘I know, me too — but we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.’ replied George
‘We could steal a bus from the depot,’ said Brian.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.
After what seems like ages, Brian –the look-out shouts, ‘What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?’
‘I can’t find a No. 29.’ shouted George
‘Oh fer cryin’ out loud, ye tick sod! Take a No. 14 and we’ll walk from the roundabout!’ cried Brian