Today’s insight into the meaning of LIFE and other nonsense…
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
”When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.”–Brigette Bardot
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Tiger Goes to Heaven….
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”If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” Paul newman
”The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money.”
Brando
”I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.”-Jack Nicholson
”In this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”–Clint Eastwood
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”An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.”-Warhol
”The value of an idea lies in the using of it.” -Thomas Edison
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100 Pounds of Dynamite, Baby
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a Great chest you have!’
He tells her,‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,’ “What massive calves you have!”
The body builder tells her, ”That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.”
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of theapartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, ‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!’
Thx KC!
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”I have me another sandbagger here! Call the arbiter!”
TAKE BIG AL’S ADVICE!
”Sturgeon’s Law says that 90% of everything is crap, but why settle for just 90%?”
How can there be a car-crisis with such a great selling angle?
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When shit happens:
Wrong attitude!
Embrace the moment (Right attitude!)
”Don’t take this the wrong way, but you remind me a lot of my mother…”
”They keep falling forward!”
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I BET YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FILM RATING!
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A great poster for parents to give to their children!
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ESSENTIAL POTATO THEORY 101
When a potato is the highlight of your day, you know that it’s been a bad day…
Is this the CMA Principle ?
What are YOU looking at??
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FILM??
On modern fighting techniques
” Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it.”-Bruce Lee
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The heat of competiton reveals the soul…
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QUESTION: WHICH ONE IS GOING HOME ALONE TONIGHT?
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TWO OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS FROM THE 50’S:
The favourite drink of the CFC Executive!
What is wrong with junior chess in Canada? Has anyone ever asked the children?
”I don’t have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation. ”-Jack Nicholson
”With my sun glasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”-Jack
CFC Junior Coordinator, Mr. Barron.
Football is for everybody, regardless of sexual orientation
”Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain
”Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.”–Woody Allen
Sexy slob!
chess is life…life is chess
Why the CFC is in deep shit!
Photo of the day.
At what point does art begin and nonsense end?
WEIRD AND BIZARRE LP-COVERS
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
”When you’re thirty you’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.”–Brigette Bardot________________________________________________________________
Tiger Goes to Heaven….
The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.
The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
“However”, the clerk explains, “it would be 24 hours before it can be rectified”.
Next day the Pope is called and Hell’s staff bids him farewell. On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.
“Sorry about the mix up”, apologizes the Pope.
“No problem” replied Tiger Woods.
Pope: “I am really anxious to get to Heaven”
Tiger: “Why is that?”
“Pope: “All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.”
Tiger: “You’re a day late!”
Thx NS!
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”If you don’t have enemies, you don’t have character.” Paul newman”The only reason I’m in Hollywood is that I don’t have the moral courage to refuse the money.”Brando
”I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.”-Jack Nicholson
”In this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.”–Clint Eastwood
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ON CREATIVE DIFFERENCE
”An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.”-Warhol”The value of an idea lies in the using of it.” -Thomas Edison………………………………………………………………………..
100 Pounds of Dynamite, Baby
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, “What a Great chest you have!’
He tells her,‘That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.’
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,’ “What massive calves you have!”
The body builder tells her, ”That’s 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.”
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of theapartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, ‘I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!’
Thx KC!
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TAKE BIG AL’S ADVICE!
”Sturgeon’s Law says that 90% of everything is crap, but why settle for just 90%?”…………………………………………………………………………………………………………
When shit happens:
Wrong attitude!Embrace the moment (Right attitude!)You got to just suck it up!
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I BET YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FILM RATING!
Remember when….
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ESSENTIAL POTATO THEORY 101
When a potato is the highlight of your day, you know that it’s been a bad day…
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Is this the CMA Principle ?
What are YOU looking at??HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FILM??
On modern fighting techniques
” Use only that which works, and take it from any place you can find it.”-Bruce Lee…………………………………………………………………………………………
Modern marriage; or the wedding that you were not invited to!
You need a sense of humour when you get married!
Modern marriage; or the wedding that you were not invited to!
You need a sense of humour when you get married!
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QUESTION: WHICH ONE IS GOING HOME ALONE TONIGHT?
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TWO OF MY FAVOURITE FILMS FROM THE 50’S:
Star Trek was based on this film!
My first impression of the opposite sex! I was almost traumatized…
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I FINALLY DISCOVERED
WHY IT IS TAKING SO LONG FOR THE CFC
TO BALANCE IT’S DAMN BUDGET!
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I FINALLY DISCOVERED
WHY IT IS TAKING SO LONG FOR THE CFC
TO BALANCE IT’S DAMN BUDGET!
One hand is not enough…
Today, February 14, 2010 CFC prez Eric van Dusen had the much anticipated Governor’s Letter (GL3) posted on the CFC website (http://www.chess.ca/). In his address to us inferior mortals, he explained in sufficient (?) detail why GL3 was delayed:
”The Secretary, Lyle Craver, had the GL3 prepared by the top of the New Year. In addition, all of the executive members had all of their reports ready then. I take full responsibility for the delay.
Since I was ill for for three weeks since New Year’s and unable to work at my place of employment, I hope you will be charitable for the delay. I have made a full recovery. I am currently carrying out my presidential duties to the best of my abilities.”
While I don’t claim to be the brightest CFC member, nor a modern day Sherlock Holmes, I did some research: Today is the 45th day of 2010. That is, we are already into the 7th week! If the GL was fully prepared by December 31, 2009, and the CFC prez was ill for three weeks (7 x 3 = 21) then that still leaves another 3 weeks unexplained.
Is it more than a mere coincidence that the CFC is also having trouble balancing its budget?
Is it more than a mere coincidence that the CFC is also having trouble balancing its budget?
In anycase, Eric, your explanation is not good enough. You are either up to the job or not!
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The favourite drink of the CFC Executive!
Garland Best and his wife
What is wrong with junior chess in Canada? Has anyone ever asked the children?___________________________________________________________________
JACK’S SECRET
”I don’t have any plugs or tucks but people do what they want. I look at it as mutilation. ”-Jack Nicholson ”With my sun glasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.”-Jack________________________________________________________________
CFC Junior Coordinator, Mr. Barron.Football is for everybody, regardless of sexual orientation
”Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain ”Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.”–Woody AllenSexy slob! chess is life…life is chessWhy the CFC is in deep shit!
At what point does art begin and nonsense end?
WEIRD AND BIZARRE LP-COVERS
Who is Charlie?
That looks easy and way too much fun!
Carly Simon in the flesh!
No kidding!
Um…
You can not get away with that today!
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SPRAGGETT ON CHESS