Today’s insight into the meaning of LIFE…
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
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2. “Billion Dollar Boner” (1960)
3. “Don’t Get Gay With Your Manicure!” (1903)http://www.watch-all-movies-online.com/Don-t-Get-Gay-with-Your-Manicure-Watch-Online-Movie-Free.html#
4. The Bank Dick (1940)
5. “Pussy Willie” (1929)
6. “The Boob Detective” (1914)
7. Three Nuts For Cinderella (1973)
8. “On The Knocker” (1963)
9. Dandy Dick (1935)
10. “Oh, What A Boob!” (1913)
11. “Burlesque Cock Fight” (1903)
12. “The Gay Shoe Clerk” (1903)
13. “Bush Doctor” (1954)
14. “Beaver Trouble” (1951)
15. “A Boob For Luck” (1915)
16. The Gay Divorcee (1934)
17. “The Boob’s Nemesis” (a.k.a. “Nuts Nuts”) (1914)
18. “The Hairy Ainus” (1913)
19. “Dick Wakes Up” (1954)
20. “Three Arabian Nuts” (1951)
21. “Boobs In The Woods” (1925)
22. “Jim Post, The Great Facial Comedian, And His Troubles” (1903)
23. “Two Nuts In A Rut” (1948)
24. “The Coming Of Sophie’s ‘Mama’” (1914)
25. “Pimple Gets The Hump” (1915)
26. Death Race 2000 (1975)
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http://via-gra.ru/
They even have their own extensive wiki entry:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
REALITY
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
Woody Allen
A ‘NO-NO’ TODAY
A ‘NO-NO’ TODAY
IT’S TIGER TIME…
Elin Nordegren moved to the top of the money list on the PGA tour today after “beating” the world’s #1 golfer.
The win came after the world’s top golfer played the wrong hole.
Thanks Ken and Ralph!
TIAGRA!
X-mas cheer!
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26 REAL TITLES FROM OLD MOVIES, SHORTS, AND CARTOONS THAT WOULDN’T FLY TODAY
1. The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse (1938)
2. “Billion Dollar Boner” (1960)
3. “Don’t Get Gay With Your Manicure!” (1903)http://www.watch-all-movies-online.com/Don-t-Get-Gay-with-Your-Manicure-Watch-Online-Movie-Free.html#
4. The Bank Dick (1940)
5. “Pussy Willie” (1929)
6. “The Boob Detective” (1914)
7. Three Nuts For Cinderella (1973)
8. “On The Knocker” (1963)
9. Dandy Dick (1935)
10. “Oh, What A Boob!” (1913)
11. “Burlesque Cock Fight” (1903)
12. “The Gay Shoe Clerk” (1903)
13. “Bush Doctor” (1954)
14. “Beaver Trouble” (1951)
15. “A Boob For Luck” (1915)
16. The Gay Divorcee (1934)
17. “The Boob’s Nemesis” (a.k.a. “Nuts Nuts”) (1914)
18. “The Hairy Ainus” (1913)
19. “Dick Wakes Up” (1954)
20. “Three Arabian Nuts” (1951)
21. “Boobs In The Woods” (1925)
22. “Jim Post, The Great Facial Comedian, And His Troubles” (1903)
23. “Two Nuts In A Rut” (1948)
24. “The Coming Of Sophie’s ‘Mama’” (1914)
25. “Pimple Gets The Hump” (1915)
26. Death Race 2000 (1975)
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FOR WHEN YOU FEEL A BIT DEPRESSED:
WHAT TO WRITE IN THE X-MAS CARD TO YOUR EX:
OTTAWA R.A. CHESS CLUB TOILETTE…
….WHERE THERE IS NO LACK OF IMAGINATION!
ALL THE GREAT IDEAS WERE REALLY DISCOVERED A LONG TIME AGO…
JUST A NICE SMILE TO LOOK AT
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT UKRAINIAN POP MUSIC?
I accidentally discovered the all girls group called VIA GRA (now changing to NU VIRGOS) that is causing a big sensation in the Ukraine and Russia.
Very cute! Move over Spice Girls!
http://via-gra.ru/
They even have their own extensive wiki entry:
The name VIA Gra is both a reference to the drug Viagra and a play on words, since the first three letters stand for “vocal-instrumental ensemble” in Ukrainian, and “Gra” means “Game” in Ukrainian.
VIA Gra is a Ukrainian/Russian girl group that hit the charts in these countries in September 2000 with their first single “Popytka No. 5”. Their first success outside the Russian language area was in May 2004 with the single “Stop! Stop! Stop!”, an English version of their 2002 Russian song. The group is known for their frequent lineup changes, with 11 different individuals having at one time been in the group. The group was co-created by Dmitriy Kostyuk and Konstantin Meladze. Kostyuk is the manager of the group and the co-producer of the group’s albums. Meladze is the writer of the group’s songs and the co-producer of the group’s albums…
HERE ARE SOME P.R. PHOTOS OF THIS , OBVIOUSLY TALENTED, GROUP:
Down, boy! Down!
Big Al is also a fan
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THE SEVEN STAGES OF SEX
Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say ‘screw you.’
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.
* You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
THX EILEEN!
THX EILEEN!