Today’s insight into the meaning of LIFE
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
” Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”-Oscar Wilde
What went wrong?
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HOW MANY DO YOU RECOGNIZE? (Laugh’in)
I almost feel sorry for O.J. Almost
”All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.”-Pat Paulsen (1927-1997), Presidential Candidate
”When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.”-George Burns (1896-1996) _______________________________________________________-
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: “Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”(Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.”)
The man shouts back: “I do not understand your gibberish … Speak English, infidel!”
The Amish man calmly says: “Use two hands, and you’ll get more!”
FROM MONTREAL’S PAST!
” Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.”-Oscar Wilde What went wrong?
The things we put up with just for sex!
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YOGA IN THE MODERN WORLD:(theory vs praxis)
……………………………………………………………………………………………………How to ruin your day before it even begins
HOW MANY DO YOU RECOGNIZE? (Laugh’in)
Top Row: Johnny Brown, Larry Hovis, Tiny Tim, Lily Tomlin, Barbara Sharma, Alan Sues
Middle Row: Jo Anne Worley, Ann Elder?, Ruth Buzzi, Garry Owens, Dennis Allen, (in front of Allen) Judy Carne, Chelsea Brown, (behind her) Richard Dawson
Front Back row, left to right: Johnny Brown, Larry Hovis, Tiny TIm, Lily Tomlin, Barbara Sharma, Alan Sues.
Front row, left to right: Dan Rowan, John Wayne, Dick Martin.Row: Dan Rowan, Unknown Actor, Dick Martin
Test yourself!
I almost feel sorry for O.J. Almost
”I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. congress.”– Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)
”All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.”-Pat Paulsen (1927-1997), Presidential Candidate
”When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.”-George Burns (1896-1996) An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.The Amish man shouts: “Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”(Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.”)
The man shouts back: “I do not understand your gibberish … Speak English, infidel!”
The Amish man calmly says: “Use two hands, and you’ll get more!”
(thx Ken)
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Basketball seems to have changed since Magic left
Multi-tasking
Condi testifying before Congress; that it was just a itty-bitty lie
Better to learn early, kid!
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TODAY’S SPECIAL WORD:
sassy
adj. sas·si·er, sas·si·est1. Rude and disrespectful; impudent.
2. Lively and spirited; jaunty.
3. Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat.
TODAY’S SPECIAL WORD:
sassy
adj. sas·si·er, sas·si·est1. Rude and disrespectful; impudent.
2. Lively and spirited; jaunty.
3. Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat.
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More nerdy stuff
At some party, and it appears that it is not yet over!
FROM MONTREAL’S PAST!A new red-neck recipe
What will they think of next?
