SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Today’s good advice
”Remember when you are in deep shit, look straight ahead, keep your mouth shut and say nothing.”
(Ontario chess fans, who read OCA VP Hal Bond’s account of his meeting with pissed- off Trillium Foundation officials when they found out that 120,000 dollars had slipped thru the cracks, would have undoubtedly gotten an extra-intense chuckle from the above quote!)
JUST STICK TO THE FACTS, DICK!
In January 2007, Pound responded to Floyd Landis’ testosterone test following stage 17 of the Tour of France, an event (and a stage) which Landis initially won, but of which he was stripped after failing a dope case and losing at arbitration.
Pound declared, “I mean, it was 11 to 1!” (referring to the testosterone-to-epitestosterone level.) “You’d think he’d be violating every virgin within 100 miles. How does he even get on his bicycle?”
ON SECOND THOUGHT
“I thought about sanctioning myself and decided against it,”
BIG DICK POUND FAN
I have no idea what that language is (or what it says) but ….I like it!
what Garri missed!
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Why Brazil produces the best soccer players!
Now you know!
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