Today’s insight into the meaning of life…
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Some sort of mating dance…
Self criticism?!
Francis Clalin or Clatin or Clayton: Woman who disguised herself as a man and fought in the Civil War, found out only after being wounded. Apparently she could spit, swear and drink as well as any other soldier
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‘ATTA BOY, BENNY!
Dr. Seuss for Older Kids:
The people who are starting college this fall w ere born in 1993.
It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye…
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
“What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.”
“What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”
“Well,” said the pirate, “We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”
The bartender replied, “Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
The pirate explained, “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I’m fine, really.”
“What about that eye patch?”
“Oh,” said the pirate, “One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh!t in my eye.”
“You’re kidding,” said the bartender. “You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”
“It was my first day with the hook.”
Thx Dennis! ………………………………………………………………………..
Weird Photos
Some sort of mating dance…
Self criticism?!Francis Clalin or Clatin or Clayton: Woman who disguised herself as a man and fought in the Civil War, found out only after being wounded. Apparently she could spit, swear and drink as well as any other soldier
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PROOF POSITIVE THAT HUMOUR CAN BE GOOD FOR YOUR SEX LIFE:
‘ATTA BOY, BENNY!Dr. Seuss for Older Kids:
The people who are starting college this fall w ere born in 1993.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable..Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been microwaved .
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: ‘Where’s the Beef?’, ‘I’d walk a mile for a Camel ‘ or ‘de plane Boss, de plane’.
McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don’t have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Thx Linda!
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS