Today’s insight into the meaning of life….
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”When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.”-Oscar Wilde
”I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me”-Sir Winston Churchill
”Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.” –George Burns
”What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.’ ‘–Dwight Eisenhower
”How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?”– Charles de Gaulle
”The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.” -Bob Hope
”It is always more difficult to fight against faith than against knowledge”– Adolf Hitler
Cracks me up!
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AT MATA HARI’S EXECUTION
”…Then she fell backward, bending at the waist, with her legs doubled up beneath her. She lay prone, motionless, with her face turned towards the sky.
A non-commissioned officer, who accompanied a lieutenant, drew his revolver from the big, black holster strapped about his waist. Bending over, he placed the muzzle of the revolver almost – but not quite – against the left temple of the spy.
He pulled the trigger, and the bullet tore into the brain of the woman. Mata Hari was surely dead.
—Henry Wales, International News Service, 19 October 1917
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”See, Nanny, you do have lots to look forward to when we put you into the Old Folks home…”
Bend over, Big Daddy!
”You know, Comrade Veselin, if you win I will give you the address of my personal barber!”
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