SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
IT’S TIGER TIME!
TIGER WOODS SIGHTED!!
THE SANDWICH BAR
A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “May I help you?”
The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering, young lady,” he whispers, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? “
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: “Yes Sir , I sure am!”
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, “Well, wash your hands real fucking good because I want a cheeseburger.”Thx RB!
ONLY IN ITALY!
is a 35 year old TV commentator , specializing in soccer. Her popular program and other TV appearances have made her one of the biggest celebrities in Italy. She even has her own wiki entry! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilaria_D’Amico
Sexy, beautiful and absolutely shameless, Ilaria is leading the changing image TV commentators and personalities in Italy. Very risque…
When Ilaria tried to get an interview with Beckham, Victoria (his SPICE GIRL wife) forbid his husband to do it! (He did it anyway!)
Jose Mourinho is perhaps the very best soccer coach in the world. Certainly he is the highest paid! Portuguese born, Mourinho is also the best ambassador that the country could have. A family man true and true, he has never been involved in scandals, despite being watched and hounded paparazzi 24 hours a day.
Mourinho is presently the coach of the powerful and highly successful INTER football club in Italy. He was invited to another one of Italy’s popular TV sports programs (Chiambretti Night), and before leaving he had to experience a sexy dancer trying to tempt him!
Jose Mourinho gets a sexy dance on Italian TV
Back in January, Fabio Capello appeared on Chiambretti Night, an Italian TV show that caters for an audience who demand a mixture of topical news discussion and erotic dancing. After dealing with the issues of the day, the England manager was treated to a private dance.
In an effort to endear himself to the Italian public, Jose Mourinho appeared on the same show this week, revealing his future ambitions, and desire to eventually move away from the boot-shaped nation:
“My dream is to win three leagues in Europe. I won in England with Chelsea, I’m going to do everything I can to win in Italy, then I would like to win in Spain, too.”
“After Inter, when it’s over, I won’t be in Italy. But I have a contract for two more years and I want to continue.”
After passionately talking shop, the Special One barely managed to stay conscious while a brunette showgirl gave him a lapdance.
Jose desperately trying not to enjoy himself! H had to behave himself, especially since his wife and childrren were in the audience! One english tabloid described his admireable behaviour as ‘studied indifference’ !
HOW DOES ALL THIS COMPARE TO SPORTS’ SHOWS IN CANADA?
It could be worse…but not much worse!