SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
SENIORS’ ADVICE TO TIGER
No matter how good she looks to you….
No matter how seductively she stares at you…
No matter how sexy her body language signals are….
No matter how big her breasts are…
….um, I forget where I want to go with this!
Say…isn’t that discrimination??
At’a boy, John! Be a role model!
Banned ”Just say no to drugs!” commerical from the ’80s