SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
As Osama bin Laden entered the afterlife, he was astonished to be greeted by George Washington, who floored him with a vicious right hook to the jaw. “You will answer for your assault upon my country,” he said.
Osama staggered to his feet only to see Patrick Henry approach and punch him in the nose, shouting, “You wanted to end our liberties but we gave you death!”
James Madison followed, short in stature and red-faced with anger, and beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
The tall, lanky Thomas Jefferson was next, and he swiftly kicked Osama in the groin. “It was evil men like you against whom the Declaration of Independence was directed,” he said as Osama collapsed.
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe, George Mason and 66 other early Americans unleashed their fury on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden began to weep and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in the afterlife. What did you think I said??”(Thx, Ken!)