SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Having shot a moose two Newfies began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up.
On the way they were stopped by a game warden. “Let me see your hunting licenses boys,”
he said. When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice.
“Sure!” the hunters agreed.
“Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail.”
“Aye, O.K. and thanks,” said the lads.
After about five minutes one said to the other, “Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?”
“Aye, you’re right,” said his friend, “but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?”