SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts
What is Iraq’s national bird?
What is the difference between a group of vagabonds and the OCA executive?
How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin
What does the incestuous hillbilly family do on Halloween?
How do you get the entire OCA executive to screw in a light bulb?
Put 120,000 dollars into a really BIG light bulb.
Why didn’t JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight?
He figured he would wash up on shore