The washroom
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
The washroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,”Doin’ just fine!”
And the other person says:”So what are you up to?”
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say:”Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.”
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:”Can I come over?”
Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:”No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”
Then I hear the person say, nervously:”Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!”
(Thx Ros!)