The bitter wife
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Are you more trusting than you should be? Imagine the following hypothetical scenario: you are in the process of a divorce with your wife. The wife then calls you up and offers to make a gourmet meal for you just to show what a good sport she is. WOULD you be even a bit suspicious? Would you accept?
If you chose to accept the dinner, like southern Californian Mr. Becker did, then you might have put the family jewels into jeopardy. Catherine Becker spiked the dinner with poison and soon Mr.Becker found himself needing to lie down. He soon lost consciousness, only to wake up as his bitter wife cut off his penis and threw it into the garbage disposal!
Just to prove that there was still a bit of decency left in her, Catherine Becker called 911 and confessed to the police when they arrived on the scene. ”He deserved it!” she is quoted as telling the police, before refusing to talk any further.
Mr. Becker was taken to a hospital and is recovering (but still missing a body part). When contacted by journalists he refused to say anything other than it was a…uhhh… ”private matter.” Mrs. Becker is awaiting trial, being charged with assault with a deadly weapon, using drugs, false imprisonment , spousal abuse and a number of others…
MORAL of the story: men getting divorced should stick to MacDonalds! It may not be gourmet, but atleast you get to walk out with your penis intact.
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