Saturday’s laughs
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS

”If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you really done?”-George Carlin

”I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble”-John Wayne

O shut up!

Go Canada go!


THERE ARE REALLY ONLY TWO TYPES OF CHESS PLAYERS; CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?


”It`s a shame Paul can`t be here because he was the one who had the speech in his pocket.”
George Harrison (At his induction into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame).
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”Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me’‘-John Lennon.


”None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.” –Paul McCartney
Our noble game in Canada:


Another thing I don’t miss about Montreal:

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I DON’T WANT TO MESS WITH EASTER, BUT…IT IS HARD TO RESIST!




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STATE SECRETS REVEALED BY THE WIVES:


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DUE TO LACK OF SPACE, TODAY I MUST COMBINE THE SECTIONS OF GRATUITOUS NUDITY AND GLOBAL WARMING:




SPRAGGETT ON CHESS