Saturday’s laughs
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
”If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you really done?”-George Carlin
”I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble”-John Wayne
”One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.‘‘NietzscheO shut up!
”Being thought of as “a beautiful woman” has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Beauty is essentially meaningless.”–Halle BerryGo Canada go!
But don’t forget to leave home without your clothes
San Sebastian 1911. The closing dinner. Notice the wonderful moustaches! And that there is only one female present…or was she the prize?THERE ARE REALLY ONLY TWO TYPES OF CHESS PLAYERS; CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
It has to do with how they sit! The player on the left (Onischuk) has a conservative style and likes to grind down his opponent. Chepiarinov is the direct opposite: he is a chess pirate!
”It`s a shame Paul can`t be here because he was the one who had the speech in his pocket.”
George Harrison (At his induction into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame).
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”Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It’s them twisting it that ruins it for me’‘-John Lennon.
”I feel good. I feel like I have a purpose” – Ringo
”None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back.” –Paul McCartney
Our noble game in Canada:
Chessboard, pieces, player; and ofcourse: the CFC!
What is this man so happy about?Another thing I don’t miss about Montreal:
Poutaine………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
I DON’T WANT TO MESS WITH EASTER, BUT…IT IS HARD TO RESIST!
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Try to beat that, Fritz!…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
STATE SECRETS REVEALED BY THE WIVES:
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DUE TO LACK OF SPACE, TODAY I MUST COMBINE THE SECTIONS OF GRATUITOUS NUDITY AND GLOBAL WARMING:
Rising sea levels are a worry to all of us!SPRAGGETT ON CHESS