Saturday’s insight into the meaning of Life….
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
”It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right.”-Moliere
”Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven’t said enough.” (Karl Marx’ dying words to his housekeeper)
”What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?” Henry Miller
”Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.” –James Joyce
” The first draft of anything is shit.” Ernest Hemmingway 
”The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”-Henry Kissinger
”A critic is a legless man who teaches running.” Channing Pollock
”It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.’‘ Gore Vidal………………………………………………………………
USELESS FACT: Up to 30 times more people are buried in the earth than presently living.
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”Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.” -Truman Capote
”Much can be accomplished with a smile. More can be accomplished with a smile and a gun.” Al Capone
”This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.” George Bernard Shaw
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DID YOU KNOW: When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes about four muscles to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
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DID YOU KNOW:
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
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DID YOU KNOW: When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes about four muscles to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
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DID YOU KNOW:
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
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A word to the wise:
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
A) No, these windows are okay to lean on…
B) Don’t worry, it has airbags…
C) I can totally pass this guy…
D) My brakes are fine…
E) It’s a dud! It’s a dud! It’s a du…
F)Don’t touch the red button!
G) It’s fireproof
H)What does this button do?
I) Pull the pin and count to what?
J) Which wire was I supposed to cut?
K) Don’t worry, I’ve seen this done on TV
L) I’ll hold it and you light the fuse
M) This doesn’t taste right…
N) Trust me, I know what I’m doing
O)Don’t worry, we outnumber themP) Of course it’s safe!
Q) No, I’m sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago
R) Don’t worry, they’ll never find us in here!
S) I’d like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me.
T) And the rest of the world can KISS MY ASS!
U) I can’t believe no one has ever thought of this before
V) Well, it can’t get any worse
W) I CAN FLY!
X) I’ll be fine…
Y) lightning never hits the same spot twice
Z) We’re home free!
And the most famous last words…”I do” (!)
”Can you repeat that ”Polly wants a cracker…” bullshit one more time?”
”Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money.”–Moliere
”Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”-Thomas Edison…………………………………………………………..
TRUE GENIUS:
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they discovered that ballpoint pens wouldn’t work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars
to develop a pen that could write in zero gravity, upsidedown, underwater, on almost any surface, and at temperatures from below freezing to 300 degrees C.
Meanwhile, how did the much poorer Soviet space program solve this problem?
They used the common pencil!!
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”I left the womb for this?”
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS