Saturday’s insight into the meaning of Life….
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USELESS FACT: Up to 30 times more people are buried in the earth than presently living.
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”This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.” George Bernard Shaw
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DID YOU KNOW: When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes about four muscles to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
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DID YOU KNOW:
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
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DID YOU KNOW: When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown but it only takes about four muscles to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
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DID YOU KNOW:
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
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A word to the wise:
FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
A) No, these windows are okay to lean on…
B) Don’t worry, it has airbags…
C) I can totally pass this guy…

D) My brakes are fine…
E) It’s a dud! It’s a dud! It’s a du…
F)Don’t touch the red button!
G) It’s fireproof
H)What does this button do?
I) Pull the pin and count to what?
J) Which wire was I supposed to cut?
K) Don’t worry, I’ve seen this done on TV
L) I’ll hold it and you light the fuse
M) This doesn’t taste right…
N) Trust me, I know what I’m doing
O)Don’t worry, we outnumber themP) Of course it’s safe!
Q) No, I’m sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago
R) Don’t worry, they’ll never find us in here!
S) I’d like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me.
T) And the rest of the world can KISS MY ASS!
U) I can’t believe no one has ever thought of this before
V) Well, it can’t get any worse
W) I CAN FLY!
X) I’ll be fine…
Y) lightning never hits the same spot twice
Z) We’re home free!
And the most famous last words…”I do” (!)




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TRUE GENIUS:


To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion dollars
to develop a pen that could write in zero gravity, upsidedown, underwater, on almost any surface, and at temperatures from below freezing to 300 degrees C.
Meanwhile, how did the much poorer Soviet space program solve this problem?



They used the common pencil!!
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”I left the womb for this?”
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS