Potpourri and other twisted stuff
(That’s fucking gross, Cosmo(via ivyyy)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha OH COSMO! This is so hot, I’ll totally be doing it tonight~
i just gagged.
the phrase “delightful invitation for him to whoosh his penis around” just made me choke on air
This sounds more like The Cosmo Guide to Vaginal Infection. Good God.
I’ll be leaving Banana-Cum Pudding off the holiday treat list.
This makes me never want to have sex again. Really, my vagina recoiled.
This invitation for a UTI brought to you by Ocean Spray cranberry juice.
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS