Potpourri
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Thanks WS!
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How to Shit in the Woods is Meyer’s ground-breaking book, which has become the international bestselling outdoor guide, with more than 1.5 million copies in print, in seven languages. First published in 1989, with a second edition in 1994, this book continues to be widely embraced by the outdoor community and commonly referred to as the “backpacker’s bible.” It might also be the river runner’s, the rock climber’s, the sea kayaker’s, and the cross-country skier’s. Its title, its Table of Contents, and the press blurbs say it all!
THE OLD PILOT
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Stinson’s, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence…..
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was… but I just found out I’m a lesbian!”
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GERMAN INGENUITY AT ITS BEST!!
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DEAR ABBY:
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BEWARE OF BITCHY WIVES!
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WHEN SIZE REALLY DOES MATTER!
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WEIRD BOOKS TO BUY FOR FRIENDS THIS XMAS!
(FOR YOUR OUT-DOOR’SY, CAMPING FRIENDS)
How to Shit in the Woods is Meyer’s ground-breaking book, which has become the international bestselling outdoor guide, with more than 1.5 million copies in print, in seven languages. First published in 1989, with a second edition in 1994, this book continues to be widely embraced by the outdoor community and commonly referred to as the “backpacker’s bible.” It might also be the river runner’s, the rock climber’s, the sea kayaker’s, and the cross-country skier’s. Its title, its Table of Contents, and the press blurbs say it all!
(FOR YOUR UKRAINIAN NEIGHBOUR!)
MISCELANEOUS SUGGESTIONS
POP PSYCHOLOGY!
FOR YOUR LESBIAN NEIGHBOUR
FOR YOUR ANTHROPOLOGIST FRIEND
FOR YOUR CO-WORKER WHO IS ABOUT TO RETIRE!?
