SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
THE IRISH CONFESSIONAL
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. he is amazed to find a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates……………….then the priest comes in.
Excitedly, the Irishman begins…..”Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
the priest interrupts, “Get out! You’re on my side.”
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Good line! I have to remember this one…
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