SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
SHE IS DEFINITELY NOT AMUSED!
A man goes into the stylish bookstore and asks the young lady assistant. “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can’t remember the title.”
She replies,”I’m not sure if it’s in yet.”
The man said,”That’s the one! I’ll take a copy.”
WOMEN WITH GUNS SERIES
”My! What a big gun you have…”
Straight up;no ice.
”Take one last look…”
Hey, good hiding spot!
Before bomb-vests became fashionable
”Look, Maw! No guns!”
Meanwhile, back in the changing room…
”There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.”
Alfred Hitchcock TODAY’S GRATUITOUS PICBottled water: great with or without pants
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE ‘LIVERBIRDS’ ?
The Liverbirds was a all-female rock band that was based in Liverpool and was active between 1963 to 1968. They produced 2 albums, but as they had more success in Germany than back home, they eventually ended up living the rest of their lives in Germany.
_______________________________________________________________________________THE PEANUT BUTTER SONG!!!
Happier than most marriages. And the divorce is cheaper and tastier…”Fuck you, CFC!”
Must have been some party last night…Gives a new meaning to dating a real turkeyViews while sitting on a toilette:
Now this is art!
FROM THE PAST: RECOGNIZE THIS?
The originial i-Pod??
2-views of Jane
Jane Mansfield was famous for her frontal shot. One day, in a crowded room, one photographer had to be content with another view.
Jane Mansfield from behind; this shot never could compete.