SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the Doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,‘Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.Could we please do it one more time?’
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife’s shoulder and asks,‘Honey, please… just one more time before I die.’
She says, ‘Of course, Dear,’ and they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he’s down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. ‘Honey, I have only 4 more hours….Do you think we could…’
At this point the wife sits up and says, ‘Listen Morris, enough is enough I have to get up in the morning… you don’t.’
Let us be fair…
”When a man gives his opinion, he is a man; when a woman gives her opinion, she is a bitch.”Bette Davis (1908-1989)
Roger Patterson makes the news!!
That a boy, Roger! (Wall st, Victoria.)
Let them eat cake…
Ayn Rand (1905-1982)
“They (Native Americans) didn’t have any rights to the land, and there was no reason for anyone to grant them rights which they had not conceived and were not using. What was it that they were fighting for, when they opposed white men on this continent?
For their wish to continue a primitive existence, their ‘right’ to keep part of the earth untouched, unused and not even as property, but just keep everybody out so that you will live practically like an animal, or a few caves above it. Any white person who brings the element of civilization has the right to take over this continent.”
Ayn Rand, statement at a Q and A session following her address to the graduating class of The United States Military Academy at West Point, New York, March 6, 1974
My favorite Irish pub . Friendly. Real friendly.
People are sometimes hard to understand…aren’t they!
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS