Monday’s humour, Trump, potpourri and other nonsense!
How are you today? I trust your weekend was relaxing, if not perfect! I thought it might be appropriate to start the new week is with some ‘inspired’ nonsense. ENJOY!
The Gospel according to Trump
Like Father, Like Son
A young Muslim boy asks his father “What is this strange head piece you make me wear?” The father said: “Why, my son, it is a ‘chechia,.’ In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun.”
And what is this clothing I am wearing?” asked the boy. “This long flowing robe seems so…”
“Oh, my son!” exclaimed the father “It is very simple. This is a ‘djbellah.’ As I have told you, in the desert it is not only very hot, but the sand is always blowing. The djbellah protects our entire body.”
The son then asked: “But Father, what about these ugly shoes I have on my feet?”
“These are ‘babouches’ my son,” the father replied. ”You must understand that although the desert sands are very beautiful, they are also extremely hot. These babouches’ keep us from burning our feet.”
“So tell me then,” added the boy.
“Yes, my son…”
“We live in Brampton, Ontario, why are will still wearing all this shit?
The Athiest’s Corner
Mankind has always needed a Super-Hero!
Here’s one trick you probably won’t try…
That is GROSS!
Makro tries something new: HONESTY!
Wins one vote for being honest. Loses 2 votes because he is still ugly. Lesson learned: Ugly but honest is not a winning formula. Ugly and dis-honest is more successful! (Go back and be yourself, Makro!)
IMPRESSING THE JUDGE!
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”
“That’s admirable,” says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. “And how did you do?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison …. “
To be continued later today…