Laughs and insight into being born a free Canadian…


I told them I was suicidal………
They all got excited and asked
if I could drive a truck…
(Thx Omar!)


Thought for the Day: Inner Peace
If you can start the day without caffeine,


THEN YOU MUST BE THE FAMILY DOG!

(Thx Pete!)
CONFLICT RESOLUTION(NEGOTIATION), CMA STYLE!




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AT THE CASINO….


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THE DIAGNOSIS….

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
‘Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don’t go so well. In this case, things aren’t well. I have cancer. So, let’s head to the club and have a martini.’
They were eventually approached by some of the woman’s old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end, ‘I’ve been diagnosed with AIDS.’
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman’s daughter leaned over and whispered, ‘Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do that??’ ‘
(Thx Brenda!)
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The re-enactment (WHAT RE-ENACTMENT?):
The CBC is thinking of doing a mini-drama on Lynn’s life….
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It doesn’t matter what you do in life…just so long as you enjoy doing it!
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BREAKING NEWS: PETER STOCKHAUSEN STILL TRAPPED IN LYNN’S BUTTOCKS!
Peter, Kerry and John singing ”Short people…”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QV_bq3Rz9w&feature=PlayList&p=0275B489908F7A9D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=35
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS