Insight
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As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember…
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written An impressive new book. It’s called ……..
‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’
2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink And be Mary..
3. The difference between the Pope and Your boss, the Pope only expects you To kiss his ring.
4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant Flash and it is gone.
5. The only time the world beats a path to Your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
7. It used to be only death and taxes Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.
8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.
9. My next house will have no kitchen – just Vending machines and a large trash can.
10. A blonde said, ‘I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.’
11. Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment…for enjoying sex.
12. As you slide down the banister of life, may The splinters never point the wrong way…
(thx Karen!)……………………………………………………………………………..
THE CANADIAN CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP SAGA IS A REAL CIRCUS ACT:
Usual Tnmt. director Hal Bond:
”…but I am doing the best I can. Honestly!’ I have to eat!’
A very vocal Champ Jean Hebert:
Say ”thankyou, Hal!”
No signs?!
FOXY LADY:
ThX Denise!
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A very vocal Champ Jean Hebert:
singing the blues
Hal’s chesstalk friends/freaks come to his support:
Hal’s chesstalk friends/freaks come to his support:
the BEAUTIFUL people of Canadian chess
Say ”thankyou, Hal!”
Paul Bonham : ”thx, Hal!”
A spitting image of elegance. So sweet.
Chris Mallon:”thx , Hal!”
shameless, as usual…
Chris Mallon:”thx , Hal!”
shameless, as usual…Mike Douglas and John Coleman: ”thx, Hal!”
Carpe diem! What are real friends for?
Zeljko Kitich: ”thx, Hal!”
Rednecks do it best! Flaming ego and very little alcohol…
Bob Armstrong: 
Not missing a chance to recruit for his coalition
Don’t let me forget the tournament itself:
a very competitive event
No signs?!
The one and only sign in the playing hall
The future of Canadian chess:
in firm buttocks! Shake ’em and bake ’em!
FUNNY AND TRUE PERSONAL ADDS FOR SENIORS:
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.Matching white shoes andbelt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosserto share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy..
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock,still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves…Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.
ThX Denise!
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