Hot vampire sex and chess!
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
I don’t know how to explain it, but it seems that everytime I fool around with my TV remote I come across an awful lot of Vampire programs. Is it a new craze or something? Or am I just getting too old for this stuff? IN EITHER case, I won’t go and see The Twilight Saga, no matter how sexy Kristin Stewart looks when she is playing chess…
”So you just got married, you’re on your honeymoon with your (presumably) virgin bride and you probably just had some crazy, violent vampire sex. How do you keep that woozy mood of new love? You could light candles, put on a Keith Sweat CD, whisper some sweet nothings into your beloved’s ear…or you could deliver a breathtaking Anastasia’s Mate in a game of chess and hope that keeps the home fires burning.
Either way, Edward knows something we don’t as in these new pics for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 1” he does something that at least no mortal person would do on a honeymoon—play chess.” Read more here