SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
Just tell the world to take a hike and then jump in and relax…
Microchip allows terrorists to speak directly to GOD
• The implant is specifically designed to be injected into the forehead.
• When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God, ASAP!
• It comes in various sizes, generally from .223 to .50 cal.
• The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
• No anesthetic is required.
• The implant may or may not be painless.
• Side effects, such as headaches, nausea, aches and pains, are extremely temporary.
• Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
• In most cases, they won’t even notice it.(Thx, roots!)
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