“If you love a Redhead, set her free … If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she’s yours.”–anonymous
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead? A: you can negotiate with a terrorist.Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a pirahna? A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools. Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? A: Men always miss them. Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes? A: Someone told them to a redhead. Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common? A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.