Friday’s laughs, cries, potpourri and other nonsense
PEIN EMERGES TOP DOG!
Let’s face it: modern politics in England has little to do with democracy. Even less so when we talk about the English Chess Federation (ECF). In the end, Malcolm Pein was able to convince more people that being anti-Russian was more politically correct than being on the winning side. Today the ECF decided by a clear majority that October 3rd it will vote for Makro.
Pein nominated AssKisser of the Year Award!
I would have thought that Ray had a fatter ass…
Preparing to meet his maker…
Leave the fucking pigeons alone!
English Finishing School
Three English woman are sitting under hair dryers, when the second turns to the first.
“What about you Marge. Don’t you have any good news?”
“Well yes I do. My husband just bought me a beautiful fox stole and a sapphire ring for our anniversary, then took me to the Opera.”
“That’s wonderful”, said the second woman.
“Splendid! Splendid!” cried the third.
“What about you?”, Marge asks the second.
“Oh my husband finally made good, and bought me the red Corvette I’ve always asked for. Then we both went on vacation at our new chalet in Switzerland.”
“That’s great!” Marge exclaimed.
“Splendid! Splendid!” cried the last woman again.
After a few moments, the first two women then looked at the third. “What’s with you?” The second woman says. ” Don’t you have any good news?”
The third woman smiled slighttly. “Well, it’s pretty good. My husband sent me away to finishing school
for a whole month.”
“Oh!!”, the other two woman crowed.
“Yes. So now I say ‘Splendid’ whenever before I would just say Bullshit!”
(only for members of the ECF)
Which photo below would you prefer to wank off to?
Send your vote to Malcolm Pein, via the ECF.
To be continued…