Friday’s laughs
SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
” There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t. ”-Annie Lennox
(The CFC is thinking of changing its name)
”All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”-Picasso
Ooops…
Who turned off the lights?
”Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making.” -Dali
”The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it’s total crap to pretend it’s not.”-George Michael (was he talking of the CMA?!)
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive,fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems … I have fixed my computer… and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!
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My god…its alive!
Sorry babe, but my car won’t support excess weight….
”My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”-Jack Nicholson
If the CFC were an airliner…
”Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.”-Picasso
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”Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.” -Madonna
BEING THERE…
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”Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.”-Pablo Picasso
”I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”-Salvador Dali
”Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”–Sophia Loren
”Liars when they speak the truth are not believed”-Aristotle
”When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray.”–Madonna
”Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”-Pablo Picasso
”Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure – that of being Salvador Dali.”-Dali
” There are two kinds of artists left: those who endorse Pepsi and those who simply won’t. ”-Annie Lennox
”God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.”-Picasso
(The CFC is thinking of changing its name)
”I can’t do the same thing every night, the same gestures… it’s like putting on dirty panties every day.” –Brigitte Bardot
”All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”-Picasso
Ooops…
Who turned off the lights? 
”Democratic societies are unfit for the publication of such thunderous revelations as I am in the habit of making.” -Dali
Really, its all part of my high school science project…
”The whole business is built on ego, vanity, self-satisfaction, and it’s total crap to pretend it’s not.”-George Michael (was he talking of the CMA?!)
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After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive,fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems … I have fixed my computer… and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!
……………………………………………….
My god…its alive!
I’ll teach them!
”My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”-Jack Nicholson
If the CFC were an airliner…
”Art is a lie that makes us realize truth.”-Picasso
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”Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.” -Madonna
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BEING THERE…
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