SPRAGGETT ON CHESS
“Kill one person, That’s murder; you go to prison. You kill ten people, they send you to Texas and they hit you with a brick; that’s what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital, they look at you through a small window…forever. And over that, we can’t deal with that, you know. You kill 100,000 people we’re almost going… ‘Well done! Well done. You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning. I can’t even get down to the gym.” Eddie Izzard
Eddie Izzard is a British transvestite stand-up comedian who also acts. His stand-up style is rambling, free-associating monologues with pantomimic sketches, with Conversational Troping by the fistful should he veer onto the subjects of TV and cinema, which he will. He is known for being an Action! Transvestite (or if you prefer, Executive Transvestite).